Hmm, the e-mails seem to be coming closer and closer together. I originally
had planned on sending one per day but quickly changed it to 15 e-mails. I
started this on April Fool's Day expecting you to think it was a joke and also mentioned 15 e-mails to have you think the joke was related to Tax Day. This has nothing to do with Tax Day, the lottery or a quick marriage (although I am engaged in a good cause).
I had an odd realization today. Of all the "females" I've known and the time
I've spent with them I realized I've spent such a SMALL amount of time with her and felt like I've known so much about her. In fact I think she's replaced Salma Hayek as the "girl of my dreams". On a level closer to home, I think she is better than any girl I've ever dated. Made of sugar and spice and everything nice (well at least sugar). Far more SWEETER! Cemented more firmly in her values! Knows where she's been and where she's going! Knows who she is and what she stands for! I never thought I'd meet anyone quite like her. And for some reason she seems to dig me (and if I dare say so I get her juices flowing, of course nothing funny going on).
Tally-ho,
Collin
p.s. A girl recommended I put that whole "juices flowing" bit in there.